038 [private: souji - seriously lax security]

[twinknife]

It came! It seriously came!!





That's.... kinda freaky.

But hey, who am I to look the gift-horse/porn fairy in the mouth?



Hey Souji, you wanted to see this too, right?

Comments

[whatagood-boy.livejournal.com]

What the hell is a porn fairy?

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Sure, why not? You're excited about it.

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Do you normally crash people's private posts?

[whatagood-boy.livejournal.com]

Failing to keep it actually private is an invitation.

[twinknife]

Cool!

Man, who wouldn't be?? This is like, the holy grail of porn. Can't you see how epic this is? The magical, metallic smell of the magnetic tape, it's heavy plastic casing steeped in mystery...

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Right, Monou-senpai. If you really want to hear this conversation, you're welcome.

[twinknife]

Ahhh, man! I clicked the filter!! I seriously did!



Haha, ah well. We're all guys here, right?

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

... You're really excited about this.

[whatagood-boy.livejournal.com]

I haven't been called senpai in a while.

[whatagood-boy.livejournal.com]

Wanna explain the porn fairy thing?

[twinknife]

I wouldn't say "excited", more like... "highly anticipating"


So, want to watch it tonight??

[twinknife]

Well, legend has it that the porn fairy watches over all young men, and rewards them for putting up with day to day crap with random gifts of porn.







But seriously, I just tried out this weird mail-order system, and it sounds pretty sketchy (okay, really sketchy) but hey! It really works!!

[whatagood-boy.livejournal.com]

Why is it sketchy?




Man, I wish that porn fairy existed. I need something like that.

[twinknife]

What ISN'T sketchy about it, is the thing. I found them on a random business card, called their number and the lady on the other end took my info and told me to put $11.50 in my mailbox. The next thing I know - BAM - tape secured??




Heh, well I suppose I could share the wealth.... after I'm done with it, of course

[whatagood-boy.livejournal.com]

...well, no reason to doubt them now, I guess! Unless they try to kill you.


Only if you wash your hands.

[poor-upbringing.livejournal.com]

Man. I need to browse the 'Net on Victron's computer more often!