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033 [voice + video??]
Mar. 14th, 2010 02:02 pm[a video screen pops up for this post, but there's not much to be seen - the screen is just dark enough to obscure everything in sight, but occasionally a peek of brighter daylight peeks through the fibrous darkness. yosuke has left his phone in his apron pocket, and it seems to have switched itself on. from the sounds of things, he's at work.]
"Put these away for me, Hana-chan,"
[his voice is high and mocking, with a distinct sardonic edge and an undercurrent of disgust.]
"I can't lift it, I might break a nail! Oh but you're sooooo strong, Hana-chan, it should be no problem for you right?"
(Hrrgh--!!)
[a grunt, followed by a sound like something heavy being dropped unceremoniously on a metal dolly]
"I mean it's not like I can go out with you, Hana-chan, since we're coworkers and all.... but I can sure as hell"
(Mmph!)
"--..... Use you to do my--"
(Oof!)
"--my BIDDING since you're soooooo~~"
(Haaaaa.....)
... So fucking gullible.
[the impromptu impression over, yosuke switches back to his real voice, but it's different - instead of his normal animated, good-natured griping, his voice sounds a lot rougher and deeper, edged with malcontent. this is a yosuke who doesn't often see the light of day.]
"You're so reliable, Yosuke."
...."Reliable." Yeah, bull shit. If I'm such a great guy, then why the hell won't she go out with me?? I look out for her at work, I cover her shifts, I make sure she gets the hours she wants, I keep them from disciplining her when she's late.... you'd at least think she'd put out a little! Shit!
[there's a THUMP like something heavy dropped unceremoniously onto a metal doily being kicked... followed by a whine and a long string of cursing.]
... Damnit.... this isn't fair!! I'm the one who.... I'm the one who can make their lives difficult... I'm the one who can put a stop to it..
This should be going my way.
.... No, this will go my way, or I'll show her.... I'll really show her....
[Yosuke reaches into his pocket for something, but by doing so bumps the power button on the cell. The recording ends here.]
"Put these away for me, Hana-chan,"
[his voice is high and mocking, with a distinct sardonic edge and an undercurrent of disgust.]
"I can't lift it, I might break a nail! Oh but you're sooooo strong, Hana-chan, it should be no problem for you right?"
(Hrrgh--!!)
[a grunt, followed by a sound like something heavy being dropped unceremoniously on a metal dolly]
"I mean it's not like I can go out with you, Hana-chan, since we're coworkers and all.... but I can sure as hell"
(Mmph!)
"--..... Use you to do my--"
(Oof!)
"--my BIDDING since you're soooooo~~"
(Haaaaa.....)
... So fucking gullible.
[the impromptu impression over, yosuke switches back to his real voice, but it's different - instead of his normal animated, good-natured griping, his voice sounds a lot rougher and deeper, edged with malcontent. this is a yosuke who doesn't often see the light of day.]
"You're so reliable, Yosuke."
...."Reliable." Yeah, bull shit. If I'm such a great guy, then why the hell won't she go out with me?? I look out for her at work, I cover her shifts, I make sure she gets the hours she wants, I keep them from disciplining her when she's late.... you'd at least think she'd put out a little! Shit!
[there's a THUMP like something heavy dropped unceremoniously onto a metal doily being kicked... followed by a whine and a long string of cursing.]
... Damnit.... this isn't fair!! I'm the one who.... I'm the one who can make their lives difficult... I'm the one who can put a stop to it..
This should be going my way.
.... No, this will go my way, or I'll show her.... I'll really show her....
[Yosuke reaches into his pocket for something, but by doing so bumps the power button on the cell. The recording ends here.]
