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[twinknife]

Yo!! I've been gone for two weeks and when I finally come back it's to a cold, dark, EMPTY apartment? And the only thing in the fridge is a half-eaten thing of cup ramen! What gives!!

But I guess the place is still standing... and pretty tidy, to boot. I suppose that's all I should have asked for.


So? What'd I miss? Zombie invasion? Nuclear meltdown? The Rapture? Everybody bodyswaps for a week? You know, more of the same-old, same-old?

How's Naoto doing? I brought her back a Junes brand mini dinosaur excavation kit, I figured she'd be pretty bored by now of just lying around. Mom also sent me back with a TON of snacks, but I guess since I'm the only one here.....

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[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

I'm happy to see you again, Yosuke.

[twinknife]

I - uh

i'm

[twinknife]

Hey don't patronize me!! You can kiss your precious cup noodle goodbye then, I'm taking it as rent.

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

... But we both pay rent already. Besides that, I was serious.

[twinknife]

Subletting fee. You've been living it up with my half of the apartment while I'm gone! Fair's fair!

Yeah, well..... it must've been pretty slow month, then?

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

It was. I went to go see my parents for a while, but there were a few jobs waiting for me when I got back.

[twinknife]

Well as long as you weren't, you know, mooning or anything - I guess that's cool.

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Maybe I just left that part out.

[twinknife]

Oh really? Any other facts you've been omitting?

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

I didn't mention much of the flashing, either.

[twinknife]

..... Which is funny, because you think acts of public indecency would be first on the list of notable news!

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

You asked what was worth mentioning.

[twinknife]

So what else didn't make the cut? Armed robbery?

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

... Which one?

[twinknife]

Ha ha, now I know you're just messing with me!

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you got me.

[twinknife]

So where've you been working, anyway? You're like hardly home these days.

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

I'm a server at a pizzeria in the city. Other then that, I've just been doing odd jobs for people in the neighborhood.

[twinknife]

A server, huh? Does this mean free pizza??


And man, you really are too nice for your own good.