twinknife: (universal speech)
twinknife ([personal profile] twinknife) wrote2010-04-05 07:58 pm

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Man, what is it with foreigners and candy?? I mean - not like I'm complaining or anything - but think about it. You get dressed up for halloween, people give you candy. Christmas, some big fat guy in a suit brings you candy, plus there's all that cake and sweets you have at parties. You get chocolate for Valentine's day (some people... more than others....) -- and again for Easter?

Thinking about it.....

That's one big hit of candy every two months, for about... six months solid. That's like, half a year of candy!!! No wonder Americans are so fat, all they eat is sugar!



Buuuutttt it's almost time for hana-matsuri! Hey partner - we're doing something, right? I bet the parks won't be too crowded for a while yet, we should skip class sometime and take our lunch with us.

[identity profile] therearecats.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa, someone sounds jealous! Hey, I've got some peeps left, I'll send you some! American care package!

[identity profile] therearecats.livejournal.com 2010-04-07 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
No?

Chocolate eggs?

Jellybeans?

Mini candies?

THERE'S A LOT TO CHOOSE FROM!